CLEANLI ADVICE

That underarm deodorant can be spoilt by a sorry arm pit and will in turn spoil every armpit it comes in contact with. You can wash your arm pits with a blue bar of soap and be fresh but the previously spoiled deodorant stick will sabotage your cleanli. I suggest shaving a 2 millimetre layer( I said, throw this hue-techy peel in the garbage can) off of the deodorant meat and then you should be fine. Or throw it all away forever.

That medicated or moisturizing lip stuff, Blistex being the worst, can, through repeated usage, suppress the natural production of sebum, until such a point that your lips will be badcrackle without the balmsy simulato--- dependant even. My advice is never use this shit. Instead, I suggest you use Aveeno moisturing lotion or plain ol’ Vaseline. Use the latter sparingly because after a while it too will suck you out.

That sex lube is sticky after a while but works better and smells better than spit. I suggest you use it sparingly as one will become increasingly more prone to grabbing it and putting a dab on the cock-head thrombose or labia-minora swellinterii, thereby undermining that crucial element of love making, foreplay-- which naturally heartpumping sops yonder orifice. I suggest more time be spent pickling the pussy and dillying the ass. Theme pussies and assholes should always be minty-clean.